Friday, March 21, 2008

Thanks Guys

1. For putting up equine pornography in my room tonight. Not my cup of tea, but I'm sure you were just trying to clothe the empty walls. Better luck next time (which, knowing you guys, will be soon enough).

2. For locking me out of my room when I had a lot of work to finish for classes. I guess I need to learn to work more efficiently and get it done before Torment Tim Time begins. Silly me.

3. For continuing to badger, pester, annoy, fluster, and anger me, no matter how politely or ardently I ask you to stop. Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger, right?

Just don't be offended if I don't feel all that inclined to sit with you all at lunch tomorrow.

I feel like a brother alright: a needlessly, constantly tormented little brother...